2022-10-10 Pack Text Discussion

  • Jules: Deadbeats didn't no but rn't looking to fight it since they struggle with numbers. They just wanna be part of ritual
  • Carlie: how do we make that happen
  • Jules: Get them invited, looks like
  • Carlie: how
  • Jules: Get a grandese to do it?
  • Carlie: how do we get a grandee to do something? give them a blowjob?
  • Jules: idk maybe
  • Carlie: who in the pack gives good head?
  • Jules: never had any complaints
  • Carlie: you've got a girlfriend dont wreck your relationship
  • Jules: Not my plan, but our flat hasn;t historically been boy central
  • Carlie: are you telling me none of you fucked before you moved in together
  • Ariane: carlie!
  • Ariane: this is not appropriate for the group chat!
  • Jules: What do you think? 😛
  • Carlie: were trying to get a grandee to do something and since i don't have a billion head is the way(TM)
  • Jules: works wonders on me
  • Carlie: i do not drink


wine

  • Carlie: also what are we getting for getting the deadbeats into the ritual? a favour?
  • Jules: Nothing in writing but it should be worth a favour to us
  • Sunny: Doggy tongue is the best 😉 (ooc: has been determined as canon but also possibly without understanding the context)
  • Jules: not for the first time I suspect Sonnie has a whole other life we don;t know about
  • Carlie: i have just assumed. sunny keeps talking about how we overcomplicate things
  • Carlie: so is the plan now to get sunny to blow a grandee so dagenham can be in the ritual
  • Carlie: Lydia, are you any good at giving head? User:Tabitha (ooc: again was this canon?)
  • Lydia: ... extreme confusion.
  • Carlie: That's not a no
  • Carlie: Let me put it like this

what's your position on the kneeling sacrament

  • Lydia: If this is a joke about the time I nearly ripped Uncle Derek's head off, NOT FUNNY.
  • Carlie: No the other head
  • Lydia: That's Catholics. (ooc: replying to kneeling sacrament)
  • Carlie: It's really not
  • Lydia: Communion is purely symbolic, none of that Catholic nonsense about eating the actual body of Christ. Yuck!
  • Carlie: Still not the right sacrament
  • Carlie: how familiar are you with the love that cannot speak its name because its mouth is full?
  • Lydia: What?
  • Carlie: Lydia are you any good at giving head?
  • User:Tom: (ooc: Although there is no way we get this far in a group chat without Ariane trying to smooth it over)
  • User:Tabitha: (ooc: tabitha interjects - like Judith with Holofernes maybe edit: that doesn't quite work because its not demon slaying, but the point was made for Lydia's ability to cut off demons heads and deliver them)